forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
- make me nervous
- not make me nervous
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence